Oh Cody. I love you, really I do but...
I hate middle of the night you. True, sometimes I am entertained by the fact that you hit on me in your sleep, but regardless, you still wake me up. Last night was no different. At least last night was just a night where you silently TRIED to seduce me, unlike the last time this happened when you threw off my covers and then quietly said "perfect opportunity." Oh funny Cody, you need to teach your multiple personalities what you learned early in our marriage... when you wake up Tracy, regardless of what time it is, you will in no way get lucky.
It should be mentioned that I do these things without knowing it. I sleep-hit on you. Sadly, I probably have more game in my unconscious state than in my conscious one.
ReplyDeletehaha that is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteokay but that's cute right? at least you know FOR SURE that you are the woman of his dreams.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA! Cody you sweet talker. We married crazy men who do crazy things in the middle of the night. Love it!
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny!!! And at least he doesn't sleepwalk and then pee on random things in the house. I've heard of people who do that.
ReplyDeletetrue that..im not sure if any hanky panky is worth it to be woken up for...still gotta love it tho!
ReplyDeletedon't worry about it...I didn't think anything of your first comment...I thought it was wonderful! Glad to know your cousin hates the tape too!
ReplyDeleteAND, your hubby is funny. I have tried many times to wake spencer up in the middle of the night (to be a good wife) for fun...but he is always to sleepy.
hahahaha this is awesomely funny. and i love that you posted it on the world wide web.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
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I'll never hit on, awake or asleep, again.
Hmmm, I know just what you're talking about. I'm just glad it's not some weird freak-of-nature thing that only happens to us.
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